Let's get some things straight...

I am not an unhappy person. I simply am not bubbly. I need to belch, burp, and vent or I WILL explode! I love my husband more than anything in the world, but if he drives me nuts I need to vent about it! I love my kids, they are God sent and after what I had to go through just to get pregnant and then get them here healthy, I am very aware of just how precious they are and how blessed I am. But they test my endurance, patience, decision making, and sanity daily! (They are doing it as I type)

I have a sarcastic sense of humor. Years of working in the ER has sharpened it greatly! I am not trying to be mean, that's just the way things processed through my twisted mind. I have always been like this I don't know why it just is what it is! I have tried to be more bubbly, but it is way too much work! I am perceived as pissed off sometimes, but if given the chance to know me I think most people who really know me know I am genuinely happy and a good friend. (I hope they do!)

I am not a not a prissy girl. I love pink, and like pedicures but that's about as far as that goes. I have horrible hand writing, not the beautiful flowing script I would like. I am not petite, I am not a snappy dresser. although I would love to be! I am tom boyish and a bit crude, but I wont hold you up primping, I am not scared to get dirty, and I will tell you like it is or at least how I feel! (I will fess up and eat crow or apologize when needed)

I am not naturally touchy feely. Just walking up and hugging someone is very awkward for me unless it is with someone else that I have hugged often or is one of those natural huggers! There use to be man in my life that was one of those natural huggers, he passed a way a few years ago and I really miss his hugs! You just felt the welcome joy if you got a hug from big Charles. I want to be a natural hugger, but it's just not me. (but if you want to hug me, or need a shoulder to cry on, or someone to vent to....bring it on!) I care, I am just not the best at showing how much!

I am a Christian. This does not mean I want to preach to you, so please don't preach to me! I would love to learn about your spiritual beliefs for education, but do not want to fight about who is right and who is wrong. I will however defend my views and my right to worship, but in certain situations I would defend your right to your views and practice.

I stopped writing this blog for a while because I didn't want to come across as unhappy or bitchy, Its just a way for me to process these grumpys that get under my skin and to vent in a way as not to start going off on the people I loved or just didn't need to piss off at the moment. And to hopefully entertain people who appreciate sarcasm

I am a happy person who likes to bitch and moan to make light of otherwise infuriating situations!


Oh, and while we are clearing things up, I am not a writer, English major, linguist, or an expert on anything! So I will not have proper sentences, tenses, verbiage, spelling during my rants. I am also a horrible typist so it my a appear I do not know how to spell. But here's the deal. I am not a writer, if you want well written and grammatically correct, find a literary blog. I am a nurse who can do CPR if you drop next to me, I can star IV's on almost anyone. I am sarcastic, loyal, forgiving and a Kvetch, now you know what to expect from me!

Please read and let me know if the love and humor shine through as we go along!

Enjoy your Night! I have princesca asleep in a deathgrip on one side from the storms and 80 lb family dog affectionately known as Toby-dufus, lying next to where he will cower until I go to sleep and forget he is there. At which time I will jump up to get out of bed and step on him startling both of us and probably the princess too! That being said, lets get one more thing straight...I will be tired and irritated tomorrow!

Good Night All!

It is Not Safe for You, Your Dog or Us!

I am talking to you. You know who you are.  You think oh how cute it will be to take my dog to the pet supply store with me.  Which in and of it self is not the problem!  The problem arises when:

Dog owner has no control over animal

Dog owner doesn't care

Dog is mean and uncontrollable yet you refuse to realize this!

If your dog walks you, leaps out of your arms, or growls for any eye contact or proximity breech of your personal space DO NOT BRING THEM TO THE PET SMART<>

We had an incident here recently where a woman was walking her rather large dog through a pet supply store. The dog outweighed her by quiet a bit!   Unfortunately they walked past another small lady with a small dog and big doggy decided he looked like  a good snack!   small doggy needed immediate surgery, and both women needed treatment for injuries suffered!  

If you do not have firm control over your dog, do not bring them in public!   

Oh and feel free to insert kid for dog in that last sentence!   LMAO (J/J Don't blow a gasket!)

Irritated

Really? Who would pay that?

I was watching a news report on the new Cowboys football stadium the other day and nearly fell on the floor!   I 've heard all he reports about the costs of seats, the project costs, etc, etc... But one news report the other day stated that parking would be....are you ready.....$40!  ACH!  WHAT?  I mean even if they  had won the superbowl last year, or any of the last 5 years I wouldn't pay that...but they haven't even been to the superbowl since 1996!   13 YEARS!   And they want to charge $40 just to grace their parking lot?!   

Are other pro teams this ridiculous?

I personally think everyone should boycott this!  And I don't usually jump on the boycott wagon!  

GEEZ!   

MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN ARSE

Doesn't it make you crazy when your driving through a parking lot and you slow to let people cross and they don't pick up the speed a little.  You know the scene...you wave them on across and the step out in front of you and walk at the speed of a s-n-a-i-l.    I know some people have problems, and I'm not talking about little old ladies here. I'm talking about perfectly capable young ...RUDE...people!  It's enough to make me want to roll down the window and yell like Eliza Doolittle did at Ascot in My Fair Lady and yell "...move your bloomin arse!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kBNr3djnZM

Irritated

Horror of Horrors!

I tried on bathing suits yesterday. Nuff said!

Irritated

IT AINT THE MAJORS-IT'S NOT EVEN LITTLE LEAGUE!

I love baseball! Happy Hubby loves baseball!  Punkalicious loves baseball and even Princesca loves it! (She already plays better than punk...shhhh)   My problem is, Punkalicious is only in Tball.  This is the time for him to learn!   Well we have a coach this year that obviously knows how to teach his son to play, but hasn't come through for all the other kids!   

That ticks me off enough, I wouldn't mind if we were losing as long as my kid was learning!   But our coach has 2 boys on the team and they always play pitcher and 1st base.  That's cool I can live with that, but MAKE THEM PLAY THEIR POSITIONS!   NOT ALL THE POSITIONS!  

  His pitcher kid runs the ball down all over!   And yes most of the time he makes the play, but at the cost of the other players!   He even screws up buy running over the other kids or fighting with them for the ball!   

Yes your kid is good.  But mine goes to coach pitch next year too and he will not have a chance of being any better because of you and your kids Major league ego!   

Hey buddy IT AINT THE MAJORS!  IT AINT EVEN LITTLE LEAGUE! Do your job and teach ALL the kids how to play. And teach your pitcher kid some sportsmanship!   

Irritated

I Can't Hear You!

I love to get pedicures!   I don't even mind so much that I have to decipher what the tech is saying to me!   But when you have the TV blaring a soap opera, the radio blaring the latest diva screeching, and a TV in the break room blaring Vietnamese soap operas don't expect me to be able to hear you much less understand you!

Have a great weekend!

Irritated

Check out this nail salon comedy by Anjelah Johnson:

http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=d9607ee5a9d336962c53